Driving Me Crazy
I consider myself a semi-professional driver, with more training and experience than most.
It has taken every bit of that skill and experience to safely navigate the UK road network where:
The dividing line between opposing traffic is the same color as every other line—white. Sometimes it’s a minute-by-minute guessing game as to which is your side and which is a head-on collision waiting to happen.
Cars are frequently parked right in the middle of a lane, forcing you to stop and wait for oncoming traffic to clear, or—the sometimes terrifying option—both directions squeeze into the remaining space and hope for the best—often without slowing whatsoever.
Even when there are no cars parked on your half of the road, you still must cheat away from the center because oncoming traffic may encounter parked cars on their side of the road and will simply cross into the opposing lane in order to pass the parked cars.
Don’t expect warning signs! More than once we have been driving along on a nice highway taking the odd curve as they come along, only to take another curve and suddenly you’re in death’s grip—tires squealing as you white-knuckle it through the turn, praying the tires hold.
You’re almost always on two-lane two-way roads and it won’t be long before you’ll be behind someone driving 15-20 mph under the limit…and they will never pull over and let traffic pass. If they’re not in a hurry, then apparently neither is anyone else. Maddening!
Sometimes they assign priority on a particularly narrow stretch or roadway, which shows good common sense. Other times, they intentionally narrow the road and force both directions of traffic to funnel through a single lane as a form of “traffic calming.” One of the most asinine things I’ve ever seen!
I grew up on maps and consider myself pretty good with navigating by paper map, but I truly cannot imagine trying to navigate in the UK without GPS. Road maps? On the open road—sure. But through a city—no chance!
The one thing that comes standard on all Uk roads—there is no standard!